dippity-do-not-touch-me:

once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy 

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andrewjacksonjerkwad:

fucknolesmis:

the only kawaii emoticon you will ever need is this 

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it’s mike wazowski. 

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go hard or go home motherfucker

this took 16 hours, suck my dick

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unculture:

the rock is fucking precious

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Fashion! Put It All On Me ➝  Zuhair Murad s/s 2013 [I/III]

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If you’re lucky, by the end of this course, you’ll understand the chain rule better than you did at the beginning.

Calculus professor. (via mathprofessorquotes)
dinolich:

srsfunny:

Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper

what a baby

dinolich:

srsfunny:

Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper

what a baby

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lmaoalien:

plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view

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adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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My father used to say, “Don’t raise your voice. Improve your argument.

Archbishop Desmond Tutu (via te-hya)

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releasings:

my mum likes to play this game called yell from 4 rooms away and get upset when i can’t hear her

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jazezeth:

German word for seal: Seehund (sea dog)

jazezeth:

German word for seal: Seehund (sea dog)

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twiceassure:

“I used to think I was the strangest person in the world but then I thought there are so many people in the world, there must be someone just like me who feels bizarre and flawed in the same ways I do. I would imagine her, and imagine that she must be out there thinking of me too. Well, I hope that if you are out there and read this and know that, yes, it’s true I’m here, and I’m just as strange as you.”
—   Frida Kahlo

twiceassure:

I used to think I was the strangest person in the world but then I thought there are so many people in the world, there must be someone just like me who feels bizarre and flawed in the same ways I do. I would imagine her, and imagine that she must be out there thinking of me too. Well, I hope that if you are out there and read this and know that, yes, it’s true I’m here, and I’m just as strange as you.

—   Frida Kahlo

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